One and only Ravi Chaparala

GOODMORNING.
No, it is not the alarm on his mobile. (before u mis-interpret that its the alarm sound). He never wakes up for the alarm doesn't matter how loud it is. In fact, people never give him a chance to make use of his alarm though.

It is a phone call. His day has begun, as every other day, filled with phone calls. His mobile rings only once or twice in a day yet he is all day talking on his mobile. No, he doesn't make all the calls. You must be wondering...

How is this possible?

But then there is a way. He always has a call waiting, so he hangs up one and takes the other. So, his mobile very rarely rings. Do you think I am exaggerating the things? You will say definitely say I am not as soon as I reveal the name of the person am talking about. Am talking about none other than Mr.RAVI CHAPARALA.
Now you must have understood very well that am not exaggerating the things.
All of those who have called him have always heard the busy message.

Lets try to solve the "who he talks to?" mystery. He frequently makes calls to his parents in India. He daily speaks with this family there. But you know what!!! Even they have to wait for him to end the previous call!!!

Let's assume that he always talks to his friends. Let me tell you before hand that he has a lot of friends and most of them are girls. But even they are put on waiting. Then, he must always be talking to his girl friend. Nope even she waits.

Who does he talk to all the time? He continuously talks to all of them. There is a lot of competition among people belonging to all the three categories I mentioned above.

Now guess who wins?............................................ THE LUCKIEST!!!
Now coming to the "what he talks?" mystery. Well you can hear him talking about real estate, politics, jobs, business, scams, history, films, music, exams, people, events and the list goes on. He talks everything from the most sophisticated to utter rubbish. You can even hear him talk in many languages... sometimes English, sometimes Hindi and sometimes Telugu.
And now for the 'why do so many people want to talk to him (in spite of call waiting)?' mystery. He is one of the sweetest persons you will ever meet in your life. He is the first person you would like to call in case of any problem. He is one of the persons you can count on under any circumstances. Talk to him and you can talk for days and you will never run out of conversation. He always has the right things to tell you at the right time. His words are so cushioning that if you get used to them you will call wait endlessly to talk to him.
Many researchers have claimed that mobile phone is injurious to brain or whatever. I call upon all the researchers to conduct their examinations and researches on Ravi, as there are a very few people in this world who use their mobile phone as much as he does.

Long live RAVI..... Long live his MOBILE...!!!

Hima